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Little twinkie, certified jawn, hella bitches, no stitches
He’s so cool, his name is definitely Sam Sessa
the love of my life, a man who is not afraid of the scariest parts of me and who loves me for who i am, not the facade i put on for the rest of the world. gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. cannot see in the dark. will take care of you no matter what. will give you his clothes and drive far at random times to make sure you’re okay. gives the best hugs. embodies the song sweet nothing by taylor swift. fun. kind. loves my family. always willing to help. my future husband. he proposed to me with a ring pop a few days ago. lives entirely too far away. overall get you a sam. 15/10 in every way.
sam mccombs is a cool dude
He saw a hot girl with a nice ass and had an uncontrollable "Sam Burrel" (Boner)
aww look at that ass. I think i have a sam burrel
“Sam Salad”: adjective, Meaning: A salad consisting of only French fries due to no other vegetarian option being a available.
Looks like you got stuck with the Sam Salad.
A wonderful human being who thinks of herself before others! Talented and creative with a flare for wonderful flowers! Life and soul of the Party. Brings a huge smile to thousands!
Go and see Sam Watkin, fresh ideas are her thing!