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The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.
SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"
STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."
SAM: "You call that settling?"
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Something is burning in the Kitchen...
Pork Chop Sandwiches !
Get out ... just get the fuck out you stupid SOB !
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a sexual position from the kama sutra in which the women is on top, back to the man and they both lean back in a crab walk style position. They then proceed to have sex
"Last night the wife wanted me to do her flying fish sandwich style!"
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An act in which two people are in the 69 position but are performing orally on the other's anus.
Straight, bi or gay, everyone loves a double butt sandwich.
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The combination of both a pungent and sour smell emmitting from a persons mouth.
Hey mate, Did you smell that guys breath"? "Yeah It smells like he's had an Ass and vinegar sandwich"
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The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.
Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.
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The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.
Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.
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