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one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020


razor side respect

having very little respect for someone

Man I have razor side respect for that dude.

by Your moms boyfriend November 18, 2009


Side Tuck

Spooning with a dick in your ass or vagina

I want to side tuck the shit out of that bitch!

by Connie Rocket July 20, 2016


Side how

Only known instance of this is Harry’s relationship with Kate.

Harry: “What’s good side how?”
Kate: “omfg yes my king anything you say.”

by Def not harry August 17, 2022


Fork in my side

An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')

"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"

"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"

by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 15, 2015


Side Highway

Colloquial term for physical contact. Usually in the form of a hug

“Hey, wanna share a side highway with me?”

by SH1827 July 2, 2022


Side Dickery

Side Dickery is comments made to another individual that they may or may not hear. The comments are typically nothing short of a smart ass statement meant to be sarcastic while being a dick.

Don't use your side dickery comments on me right now, gosh you're a dick.

by 01Wifey09 January 17, 2018