sharpies in my socks

confused

Guy 1: You know the answer?
Guy 2: I dont know man. I got sharpies in my socks.

frozen butter in a sock

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please

Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)

Cum sock dildo

Your mom

Cum sock dildo is not for your every day pussy

suck the socks on the rocks

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.

Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

fuzzy pink sock

When your getting hate-fucked in the ass & your anus prolapses & sags

Trey & I were butt fucking so hard he gave me a fuzzy pink sock!

swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.

"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."

nice socks

a low key way of saying "let's fuck" without just coming out and saying it.

Kelsey: Nice Socks
Brendan:Thanks😉

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