Super Straight

Someone who identifies as Super Straight is usually insecure boys ranging from 9-13 years old. They usually have Nor/Mal pronouns in their bio and you know how that goes. It's usually just a phase or they're most likely following the trend. They're most likely misogynistic.

"Why don't I have a girlfriend?"

"Why do girls walk away from me when I try to talk to them? Is it because I am Super Straight?"

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Super Straight

a fucking loser

"I'm super straight"

"fucking loser"

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Semi-straight

A cisgender heterosexual man who would not date transgender people due to his transphobic ideas and fragile masculinity.

These people would refer to themselves as “super straight”, however you cannot be “super straight” if you’re excluding an entire group of people from being in a relationship with you.

Transphobe: Hi! I’m super straight
Person: What does that mean?
Transphobe: I don’t date trans people.
Person: So you’re semi-straight?
Transphobe: YoU’rE iNvAliDaTiNg mY sExUaLiTy

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Straight chillers

When you do something and you don’t care what’s going on around you

Parker and paige were playing basketball in the rain because they’re straight chillers

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Straight lace

When a ball is kicked perfectly, it is kicked primarily by the shoe lace. Therefore the term reflects someone doing or saying something truthful- and perfectly to the point.

YO, KYLE, THAT TRUMP GUY IS A FUCKIN' LOSER HEY, HIS KIDS ARE FUCKIN' UGLY COWARDS TOO RIGHT?!

Bro, Straight Lace, you're preaching to the choir with that one.

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straight cheekin' it

kickin back wit a fat smile on yo face.

Fo instance, when you hangin' with DeAndre an dem hoes chanaynay and bontifa, I sit back like da pimp I be, look to mah left and dis hawtie was straight muggin so I yelled from across da room, "Damn! I's straight cheekin' it!"

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Spaghetti Straight

A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.

Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight

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