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A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.
Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.
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Someone who is transphobic and doesn’t accept the fact that not liking trans people is a preference and a choice and isn’t a mf sexuality. People that identify as super straight only do it to talk back at the lgbtq+ community. If u say you’re super straight nah man you’re just straight and not oppressed so stfu
Person1: Hello i’m super straight.
Me: Nah bro get tf away from me with that ugly ass shit.
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Straight people that have gay sex while pretending their partner is of the opposite sex.
Person 1 : "My girlfriend broke up with me, I am now Super Straight."
Person 2 : "I'll help you let off some steam bro, take off your pants."
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Someone who identifies as Super Straight is usually insecure boys ranging from 9-13 years old. They usually have Nor/Mal pronouns in their bio and you know how that goes. It's usually just a phase or they're most likely following the trend. They're most likely misogynistic.
"Why don't I have a girlfriend?"
"Why do girls walk away from me when I try to talk to them? Is it because I am Super Straight?"
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When you do something and you don’t care what’s going on around you
Parker and paige were playing basketball in the rain because they’re straight chillers
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Someone who only dates the opposite gender; to avoid controversy against trans men or women
I’m a super straight male so I only date women.
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