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When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.
She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.
When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.
"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.
"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!
Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.
I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.