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When she has been pleasured so completely by a past love she will never be loyal to another
Dude, your fiancé was Kissed by the Devil, I recommend you find someone else.
After a day of breaking the Ten Commandments and ending the day by sucking off an individuals penis while it’s covered in takis powder.
Margaret can’t get into heaven after she had the devil’s lollipop at Deny’s today.
When your partner (who identity’s as someone with a penis) hangs themself from a ceiling fan and Flaps their arms at the same time as the other partner tries to give fellatio to the person hung on the fan.
Man it was crazy last night almost passed out whist I was doing Devil Wings with the Misso
When a guys penis has an upwards curve to it and he precedes to lay at a 45 degree angle. He then takes a hot wheels car and lays it on his chest and proceeds to let it roll and jump off his penis.
You should totally Dare-Devil the mystery machine.
Don't ya hide away from the
Bad things coming to you,
Don't ya hide your face from
The things that don't ring true,
Good times, bad times, that may be so,
You're just part of the game
And they never stop letting you know
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
You stay good baby
And don't you get bad at all,
And I might tell you now
What I see in my crystal ball,
Good times, bad times, coming your way,
Ooh now watch out baby,
The devil's gonna have his day
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
Orangey/Red Pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, after a heterosexual male ginger goes to the restroom.
God damn it, Eric, you left some Red Devils in the bathroom again.