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A guy who is overly obsessed with the game of lacrosse. There are usually found wearing a small pinnie, pastel colored polos to show their inner man, frayed hats, flip-flops and college apparel to colleges they aren't smart enough to get into. Some common phrases they use are "getter done,gnarly ,stoked,sesh,flow,turf monster and wall ball." Intense lax bros go off to private schools because there home town team can't handle there massive lax skills. Most of them come home to reunite with the kids they grew up with but they realize they don't score high enough on the bro scale. Some nicknames made up by the non-laxers are douche bag, homosexuals, fags or shit heads. Every where they go they are hated on but they still convince themselves that they are the shit!
Lax Bro 1: Hey dude whats up?
Lax Bro 2: Nothing much just the ushhh ya know just re-stringing fluffy
Lax Bro 1: Sick! When your done you should come over and lax it up
Lax Bro 2:Yeah son!! i'm coming we should coordinate pastel colored pinnies.
Lax Bro 1: Gnarly I'm wearing sky blue<3
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When you intentionally or unintentionally stop a bro from hooking up with an ugly chick. It's a positive form of a cock block.
(Person 1) "Bro you hooked up with an ugly girl last night."
(Person 2) "WTF Dude, why didn't you Bro Save me, I was drunk and helpless?"
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The syrup produced from a man. But tastes sweeter like syrup if its from a f**king BRO. Can be used as a substitute to " ass licking" " Brown nosing".
"Oh how does his Bro syrup taste?" " This wannabe Bro wants my fucking Bro syrup"
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A girl in high school-college/university. Bro Ho's hang out with guys all the time, even though guys don't wan't to be "just friends". They don't have many girl friends because they are jealous and/or intimidated by the Bro Ho's. They wear make-up all the time and post pictures of themselves on facebook to make them look better than they actually are. Bro Ho's do not have a high IQ but are as rich as f*$k because of their parents and spend the money on slutty clothes, pimped-out trucks and gigantic Starbucks drinks. Bro Ho's flirt A LOT even though they are not looking for a real relationship and cannot be taken seriously in one.
1: "Hey, did you see that chick over there!"
"That ain't a chick, that's a Bro Ho!"
2: "I think Emily really likes me. She's HOT and she flirts with me all the time!"
"Nah, she's does that to every guy. She's just a Bro Ho."
3: "Did you see Sarah over there? Yeah, she's DEFINITELY a Bro Ho!"
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The kind of girl who thinks glitter make up goes with everything, even the incongruously bro-y stuff. Flannel, snap backs, hockey gear...you name it, she's worn glitter with it or on it.
That chick on Okcupid was a total glitter bro.
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When a male acts like a valley girl and dress and portryas themselves as a "bro"
"That dude,Bando, in the pink v neck is totally a valley bro."
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A generalized name for an unknown person.
“I was just chillin with my cousin, and then bro ass showed up on some dumb shit off jump so we had to fade that nigga
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