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An elite club of men who tend to be referred to as "handsome". This group is shrouded by secrecy and irresistible sexiness. Few can stand against the erotic seductiveness of these men. Their motto goes as follows: "Wow, your handsome. Your perfect. Your incredible. You are one good looking son of a bitch. Good job, Mom. Amazing"
Matt Damon, Tony Romo, Ben Affleck are all part of the Handsome Men's Club, while Jimmy Kimmel is not.
To be a part of the Handsome Men's Club, one must first come to terms with one's inner handsome.
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The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
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A group of people who take pleasure in conversating while taking a number two. (Preferably in public restrooms.)
Yo, that cheese omelet goes right through you! I think it's time to hit up the Poo-P Club.
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That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers wonโt talk to him, because heโs so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he canโt do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
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An elite club of certain individuals who wear their school ID after school hours. Some enthusiast continue to wear their ID's after they graduate.
These individuals appear to be lazy and forgetful, but have really been known to be involved in such events such as 9/11, and the "death" of Steve Jobs.
Initiation involves wearing your ID after school and writing a letter to the Walt Disney Corporation about why you believe the Holocaust was an inside job staged by the Crips.
Those who attempt to leave the after school club prior to graduation have been known to be executed or extradited.
Tyrone: "why you wearing your ID fool, you in the after school club?"
John: "Dun' worreh 'bout it. . ."
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One of the most exclusive clubs in the world. Defined by its members' elusive qualities and the joy it brings to all who are a part of its existence. It was founded in 1998 by the Doozer, and her best friend Grace Face. Based from America's East Coast, but its members reside far and wide. The real purpose of the club is unknown.
"Candy lovers club members assemble!"
*whispers* "I'm a candy lover."
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ridiculous awesome trouble time
We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.
Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
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