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Someone who gets touched on the penis by his father
Did you get daniel batten last night?
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a gay boy who sucks dicks under the bridge; also known to lick hairy butts; castrated in the early 1970s; bald everywhere but the pubes; albino; no eyeballs
brian daniels sucks fish sticks
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An ancient ritual used my physicists to sacrifice people with the name Daniel or similar sounding names to their dark god (particle). The ritual was first devised by the Grand Percymous upon deciding he was happy that the dastardly evil Petermogros was no longer entering the Limo of Power!
Thou most drinkth the blood of the wild Mawson for that is the way of The Kill of Daniel!
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Anthony Daniels is the best Star Wars actor!
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Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking
Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing
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He has enormous pp it is too large before you put it in she will say its very big and enormous pp.
Girl 1: I'm hanging out with Daniel J today and i can already feel his pp
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG BRING ME WITH YOUs
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Someone who is named after a WAL-MART catalog
Where did your parents get your name danielle nicole out of a walmart catalog
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