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Dude behind me right now is ashy asl
(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo
A super-cool male human (usually fairly young --- i.e., between the ages of mid-teens through late 20's --- but can be any age) who either already possesses exceptional tolerance/awareness/understanding/sympathy regarding the more-well-known physical/mental/emotional infirmities and "meltdown triggers" experienced by his fellow humans, or has caringly volunteered to take special training to familiarize himself with such matters; he is therefore qualified --- similar to a therapy dog, cat, horse, bird, or other friendly-natured pet --- to accompany one or more distress-sufferers (usually a similar-aged male, but again, the assistance-receiver can be any age or gender) during particularly stressful everyday tasks and/or errands, and provide nurturing soothing companionship to said sufferers and thus make their lives significantly more palatable. And of course, female equivalents of this admirable caregiver --- known as "therapy chicks" --- also exist; they, too, can be of any age, and provide warm-hearted accompaniment and supplementary assistance to fellow humans of any age or gender.
Therapy dudes sometimes have a very difficult/stressful job, but somebody has to do it. Hats off to them.
When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.
He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"
Either your dressed like shit, lame, or just being a shitty person.
When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.
Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.
"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."
Someone who uses the android operating system, usually a chill tech sleuth.
I dunno im not really a droid dude....
A word that can be used in ANY situation in replacement of an actual sentence.
GUY 1- Walks into friend's house holding an ax.
GUY 2- "Dude-ski ?" meaning, are you going to kill me with that ax?
GUY 1- "Dude-ski" meaning, yeah i am.
GUY 2- "Duuuuuuuuuude-ski !!!!!!!!!!!!" meaning, help me.