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Dylan

Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.

Dylan: "Yo I love KFC, I can suck my fingers without looking like the asshole I am."

by big dave big ass March 9, 2020


dylan

niggas named dylan have the largest penises

dylan put your dick away there are kids here

by NotDylanShhhhhh September 5, 2018


Dylan

A male who has FAS and resembles a rat

Where can we find Dylan? Check the subways in New York

by Pussyslayer666999 January 18, 2022


dylan

he is smart and cool and likes to have brief talks with friends about pretty dumb stuff he is usually the best at the game and is one of the best friends you could ever have.

dylan is cool.

by so yeah .... im a gamer June 18, 2021


Dylan

hottest person alive. 14'' dick. steals your girl and your mom.

''omg she broke up with me''
''for who?''
''a Dylan''
''makes sense, he's prob so hot''

by bigdikkkkkboi6969 January 19, 2022


Dylan

A person who has a hot mom.

"That guy is such a Dylan."

by James Cage September 25, 2023


Dylan

Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.

How did Dylan get Cory’s dick cheese?

by Hehdissi February 7, 2024