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Another term for a frozen turd.
I sliped on a mexican dildo.
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An excessively disgusting female genital area covered by swarms of STD-caused warts, callouses, lesions, rashes, oozing cysts, etc.
Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah gave eachother mean cases of mexican pizza.
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An awkward mustache a boy gets during puberty. It only shows up if it's unshaven for a matter of time. It's almost like the adolescent version of a 70's porno mustache, but barely there.
"Yo, look at Jacob. He's grown up, he's getting taller and i also see him rocking the Mexican Showdown."
"Haha, Tim. You're a dick."
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Can be used for female buttox or bosoms.
A Mexican Bounty is used to describe the pair of craziest ass cheeks or boobs, can by any shape or size, but usually odd and rather unattractive.
Once seen by another person, usually followed by the sentence 'Ay Ay Ay! Mexican Bounties!'
Fredrick: How did your date go last night?
Jiminy: Awful, she had Mexican Bounties.
Harold: Did you check out that chick last night, she was working those jeans.
Muhammed: Ah no no, I hit that, she was a pure Mexican Bounty breed.
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The term half Mexican doesn’t necessarily mean Mexican it can mean Spaniard or Honduran or Guatemalan Etc. etc. it’s almost just a universal word for a Hispanic descendant Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a large penis
Damn I want me a half Mexican now
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The accepted stereotype that Mexicans tend to be sloppy and emotional when really intoxicated led to a category of intoxication that can be applied to anyone who meets the criteria of being extremely intoxicated and emotional.
"My uncle is fully Dominican but if this man gets crazy drunk calling me cryin at 4 in the morning he is Mexican drunk."
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When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.
David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
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