dick plug

Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.

A: What are you doing for that date later?

B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.

Cream Plug

When a man has intercourse with a woman with a butt plug in, ejaculates in her, pulls the butt plug from her, then puts the butt plug in her vagina

"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"

plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.

I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.

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that don't plug the hole

The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.

Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.