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When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.
Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...
The naughtiest of Columbia coke straight off the brick, ready to have a stripe
You got the devils flake lad
Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.
John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?
Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.
John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.
The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.
Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.
A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
This is when you cum in your girl a small amount each time you bang then pull out. This is a scary thing to do because someone might loose there life.
Her:did you just come in me?
Him:no only a little devils nut
Her:what the hell does that mean?
Him:don’t worry babe it alright I pulled out didn’t I?
The act of one setting their fluctuance on fire. The methane from the fluctuance when exposed to fire turns the flame various shades of blue.
A term used mainly in the north east portion of the United States that gained popularity in the 1980's and 1990's when young teens discovered they could stay warm in the cold winter months by lighting their fluctuances on fire.
Chad can't walk today because his anus was severely burned when he got drunk doing 'blue devils'