B-Town Bandits

A brotherhood of anti-establishment bandits that roam the streets of Manatee County Florida; throwing jugs of water in the streets and performing graffiti art to ward off the snow birds. Also known as "BTB".

Yo bro, have you heard what the B-Town Bandits did recently? They released a bag of crickets at CVS!

D-Town, ohio

Delphos is a place in Northwestern Ohio known for crack, herion, sluts, deadbeats, and a crooked catholic church that runs the town.

Let's go shoot herion in the D-Town, Ohio Skatepark.

Let's go to north Main St in D-Town, Ohio and find us a slut to fuck.

Old Town Road

A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.

Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab”

Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”

Girl: “Oh my god, yes”

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princess town gyal

All princess town gyal fucking loyal

Go get yuh self ah princess town gyal🤙🏼

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out of town syndrome

This refers to the phenomenon of the behavior of young single women on vacation. Due to the fact that they are away from familiar people they become generally more impulsive and specifically much more sexually permissive than they otherwise would be. This phenomenon can often be observed on cruise ships as well as any vacation spots that are popular for young single people. As the end of a young woman's vacation or trip nears, the more acute the syndrome becomes.

Guy 1: These girls are crazy man! They're taking their tops off in the club and one of them just gave me a blow job in the bathroom. I've never picked up women so easily before. They must be nuts!!!

Guy 2: No man, they just have out of town syndrome.

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Going To Monkey Town

The intent and execution of becoming belligerently drunk, passing out in an exposed stairwell, and waking to realize that your wallet is missing, you have blood covering your face, and you have pantyhose trailing out of your bag.

Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea

A: Dude! Where did you go last night? We looked for you for like 2 hours and couldn't find you anywhere? Are you ok? WTF is that in your bag?

B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.

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O-town

Owatonna-
Sweet-ass town in south central Minnesota.

O-town'll bring the house down. F-yeah!

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