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When you walk in on one of you family members having sex and it gets you horny
John: hey I walked in on my cousin fucking her boyfriend
Bruce: did you get a west Virginer
John: *kicks the ground* yes
When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie
“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”
A girl who will be a virgin and still be 40 years old. She is also always in a Colombian group chat.
Please pray for la virgin Melissa
I heard he’s never had his toes sucked he’s such a toe virgin!!
Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin
Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex
ayo is that ME?
Guy: please have sex with me
Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin
Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole
A silly teenager who has decided they don't want to have sex until after marriage for a second time, even though they have already had sex, wanted to wait until marriage, retracted that and decided to go and have sex again and now for the second time want to wait until after marriage because they changed their mind AGAIN.
Oh so your a tertiary virgin are you? You clearly cannot make your mind up can you?