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The act in which is father fucks his son who then in turn fucks his sister
My interestingly named friend, his Daddy and sister engaged in an East Timorese 3 way
A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!
I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.
in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX
Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
I hate that there are so many IA defects but thats the way the noodle fell.
You cuddled with bae but they didn't realize that it meant more to you
They thought you were just friends
We cuddled but he thinks we're just friends
Talk about one way friendship cuddle
To begin kissing on someone's feet and make your way up to their face while kissing.
Person 1:"Oh man you want believe what happened last night!"
Person 2:"Did kiss your way up with Jannie like you did with Mary?"
When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.
This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!