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it’s a sandwich with a willy in it, then u add what ever toppings u like, such as mayonnaise,welsh,butter,ham,etc
karen: hey son what did you get in the cafeteria today?
jim: I got a willy sandwich for $1
Fun to be around and always the life of the party. He usually has a huge cock. The women flock to him, due to the fact that he has a large cock. He has sexy brown eyes that can see right through you. If you have a relationship with him beware, because you aren't the only one. There are too many fish in the sea for him to pick just one. The bottom line is he is hot, but you better watch your back.
British, informal.
A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.
Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"
this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.
im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)
A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?
Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
When you give a wet willy, but you use your ass sweat to provide the moisture
Cathy, how was your summer?
Absolutely terrible, my uncle gave me a shet willy
Ewwwwww