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After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
One who owns someone and/or licks their willie
How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?
The willie licker just licked all your willies!
A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.
I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.
A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
W-Willie-Cap is a word you will use after you successfully spread misinformation and get your friends or peers to believe it,
"Dude did you hear he's dating a skinny chick?" "WHAT?! No way I could've sworn he only liked fat girls" "Hahaha gotcha bro that was W-Willie-cap
When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear
I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered