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when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.
joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works
joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu
Person 1:Bath and Body Works is a thing
Person 2:ok
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“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”
Guy 1: Dude, she just gave me the best blow job ever!
Guy 2: But did she put in the work?
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Working hard for something, that usually shouldn't be that hard or is overcomplicated.
Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
I mean, it was literally the thing I said and not that. It was literally you being signed off on by a more successful person, Chris!
Hym "Hard work and determination had nothing to do with it. You were 1 of 3 horde wielding tests mean to gauge both my retention and my ability to drive engagement in the absence of analytics and demonstrate to the audience that the thing I'm talking about is on some level occurring. Louis Michael, Chris!? Louis Michael!? What kind of shit is that!? You were elevated by the greatest mind who has ever lived and that is the thanks I get?"
a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol
Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work
"Oh yeah he was sending Jerry to work" said Joey
"Who's jerry" asked Jake
"You'll never know" responded Joey