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sweetest person alive, sexy mf, my fave person,
will daria <insert long last name here> marry me?
no, she’s sonny’s
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As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!
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how long have you known the person in question?
person#1. how long you been knowing him/her?
person#2. I been knowing him/her for long time
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African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.
But they usually end of dead in the streets.
Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..
Retard:What was that?
Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...
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it's extremely hot. if you don't believe me, see for yourself
i am currently defining boys with long sleeves, rolled up, and sweater vests
omg roll up your sleeves please, PLEASE
Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927
Call me <3
"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"
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The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
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