a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough
“bro, take a hot shower”
An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass
"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"
"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"
The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss
Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!
When you feel sad and don’t know what to do you sit at the bottom of your shower and just let the water run over you
I just took a sad Boi shower and now I feel a tad bit better.
Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head
Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.
After taking many vitamin E supplements, this is when you shower your girlfriend in cum causing her to cum rivers as well
Jack gave Caitlin a washington white shower as a present because she made him a bunch of sandwiches
When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.
- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.
-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.