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a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.
"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status
the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)
Brett is an ass taint.
That girl really got his taint wet.
Shut the fuck up ass taint.
The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.
Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.
"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."
Semen that leaks from the anus after anal sex
Mark couldn't believe how much ass drool was leaking from Mellanie
Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.
No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.