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Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 06, 2017


The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013


Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.

"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."

by BeanTownBeanery August 14, 2013


Thug ass

When a guy has a humongous, juicy, ass that can be easily entered for gay sex

A: Cody has some serious thug ass!”
B: “I know dude he can shake that shit

by Edward Newgate March 08, 2023


ass hives

When someone puts honey in your asshole and licks it like a bee pollinates a flower

I gave Jennifer ass hives last night

by Asshiver April 25, 2016


im ass

bad at something

Bob : wanna play league?
Lucas : nah im ass

by sugoma sugoma sugoma July 11, 2021


bomb ass

Meaning cool or fun

Damn That was a Bomb Ass baked potato!

by Hoss monkey fuck December 18, 2017