Blow up Santa

There’s multiple definitions for this one icl-

It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up

Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..

“Man I really wish I could blow Santa”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”

blow my wood

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

Alaskan Snow Blow

cum on a pillow and hit someone with it

I hit him with an Alaskan Snow Blow last night

Burn 'n' Blow

When someone waxes your anus hair, burns the wax strip, inhales a deep breath of that hair and proceeds to blow it down someone else's urethra.

"Aww man what the fuck happened to you last night?" " I took that homeless dude back to mine and he gave me the a burn 'n' blow!"

Blow job

What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.

I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.

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Blowing mud

When your sitting on the jon and your bitch sucks off your dick for a $20 bag of cocaine

"I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"

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blow jobs

When Gorden puts his lips around Stevens penis and says mmmmm...Thats good

Mmmmm....Thats good

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