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Main Entry: bit·ter but-ter
Pronunciation: \bi-tər buh-tər\
Function: noun
Etymology: Internet chat
Date: September 22, 2009
1a. The substance transmitted when giving someone a stink palm or stink fist. b. Product of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), and proceeding to shake another's hand.
2. expressive of anger, resentment, or generally negative feelings.
That douche just stole my biggest sale of the year right out from under me! He'll get his congratulatory handshake alright, but it's coming with a heaping helping of bitter butter!
Code word for a blow job when around family, or in a crowd
"Monica I would love some of your special Butter Jam" Said Bill merrily
When u rub cum all over
A body like butter on
Bread
I like when he does dick butter to me
the political discussion of the of the legality of a situation or substance
Jessica and i were butter-knifing over the status quo and social position of marijuana
as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice
A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"
B: "I dunno? what?"
A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"
B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"
To do something absolutely discusting and horrible, for the sake of someone else.
Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here
wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.
man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!