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A band that started in Westford, MA. Played at the Parish Center for the Arts. They had amazing music, but broke up after the lead singer became annoying, and needy.
The band was loved by a lot of Westford kids, and occasionally people still talk about them. They were the only good band that Westford has ever had.
westford academy
Call Her Alaska was a pretty amazing band.
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a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
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that unmistakable clikn sound created when chopping up some blow tring to lure some coke hoe over to your pad ..
dude .. it was a cake walk .. i just called that bitch up an give her the ol calilfornia mating call. .... next thing i know is we was neked doin shots a tekilla and me snortn fatties off her hip..
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What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.
A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.
(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."
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Dropping all of your plans so that you can be with an ex who now wants to be just friends.
"I was going to do homework, but Joe called."
"Did you hook up?"
"No, it was just a platonic booty call."
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When you call out from work to have sex. People commonly call out sick. Personally, I think more people should call out sex.
John called out sex last week. The scrag he was with gave him the clap.
Bill Clinton called out sex from work ALL the time.
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The most overrated game in the history of video gaming.
Noob/Casual/Mainstream Gamer: OMFG liek call of duty 4 is da best game evar made!1 olol xbox rulz
Hardcore/Old School Gamer: No it isn't. It does nothing that other shooters haven't done before million times already. You idiots just think it's a great game because it has shiny graphics, it's popular and the reviewers praise it.
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