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When a couple buys a pet dog together.
Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.
Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else
Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”
In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."
The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."
Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.
Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.
Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!
Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
Kid throws his dad a basketball
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
1. In legal terms a minor that is on an ad, poster or other advertisement thing.
2. Someone that is known for something
1. "You have to pay poster children more money the longer they are on"
2. "Sailor moon is the poster child of anime"
What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.
Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍
“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.