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When one puts two dicks in their mouth and nibbles on them.
Yesterday, my friend took a double lunch.
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When a person in a pub is in possession of two pints at the same time, one in each hand, he is said to be double banking.
This stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar.
Look how slowly Steve's drinking, another round and he'll be double banking.
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(n) A double uncle is man who is someone's mother's brother and also that person's father's brother. In other words, a double uncle is an uncle on both sides of the family. For a double uncle to exist, a child must be a product of incest between two siblings, and the parents must share a brother.
Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones is probably the most well known double uncle. His double nephews don't appreciate him like a double uncle should be appreciated.
Person A: Dude, Tyrion is freaking awesome. He's probably my favourite character at the moment.
Person B: Yeah, it's a shame he's that Joffrey faggot's double uncle.
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Person A: My double uncle said he'd get us all ice creams!
Person B: Double uncles are the greatest!
Double Uncle: Now get back in my van, kids. And don't scream.
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To switch in the middle of intercoarse without the other partner noticeing, after this is accomplished the person that switched out stands at the window waving when the lights come on.
that was better than a bait and switch, wow that was double hudiney status.
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Expression for when you have 0 fucking interest in an absolutely pointless task (often tasks created my your wife/girlfriend)
Partner: can you make the bed please?
Bloke: Turn it in, i'm double busy
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When someone is "supa dupa gay" they can be called a Double Rainbow. This is off the wall in you and your friends face homo.
Bro 1: Yo, check out that Double Rainbow
Bro 2. no homo
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Two people (any combo) sit Indian style with their legs intertwined and give each other foot-jobs. Blind-folded. Rednecks in Monterey, TN perform double Geranimos all the time. If 3 people perform it in a circle it is a triple, 4 then quadruple. If 5-8 people perform it in a circle it is a Pow-Wow. If 9+ people perform this, then it is called a Geranimorgy.
I caught Cheney and Titus double-Geranimoing in the barn last tuesday.
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