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Someone who is a total A hole and also suspected to be gay. (used in very rare situations, but great to use when possible)
Guy #1: I bent over to get my pencil today and this guy made fun of my butt.
Guy #2: Gah! What a Douche Fag!
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A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.
Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?
Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*
Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!
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A name used to insult someone, is used like words like douche or douche bag
Chris is such a fucking douche burger!
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A device worn on the ear to identify a douche in public. Sometimes known as a bluetooth earpiece.
I wondered why the man was standing in the grocery store doorway talking to himself while blocking the in and out access for everyone else. Then I saw his douche tag and realized he was a douche.
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when someones tits smells of vinegar
get away from me douche tits
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man-douche. ( moosh )To clense the hot sweety sticky feeling (some times caused by hot summer days) in the crack or taint . Known too increase after a bowl movement where inproper wipeing and or clensing was done.....
Dude I feel very unfresh, I need to go moosh. (man-douche)
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when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin
"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."
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