Come for the food, stay for the pie

To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.

"I'd really like it if you came over, Matt. You can come for the food and stay for the pie!"

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South Coast Food Share

A group of dedicated individuals that fight against hunger

They just went all South Coast Food Share in that community!

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National eat food day

On this day you can eat as much as you want from Jan 1st to December 31st

Guy: hey guess what
Guy2:what?
Guy: tomorrow’s national eat food day
Guy2: wow no way

Guy: I know but it’s the same for the next 364 days

chop like the food channel

A phrase uttered by someone else when a woman catches someone's attention with the way she moves her hips and buttocks while she walks in a "chopping" like motion.

Ooh girl, you chop like the food channel!

you must be on dog food

To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack

Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food

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miscarried my food baby

taking a crap

in relation to food baby.

i just miscarried my food baby.

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Food Share Makeout

The rare instance when a person shares a bite of food with another person; preferably a co-worker for maximum awkwardness. However, in order for this to be categorized as a "Food Share Makeout", the lips of both subjects must come in contact with the same article of food.

Protagonist: Leslie, you totally need to try this cookie, it's amazing!

Leslie: Wow that looks so good, break me off a piece!

Antagonist: OMG I'm totally gonna tell everyone you two just made out in the coffee room!!

Protagonist: Umm, no we did not, it was just a Food Share Makeout, duh!

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