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The act of using your child (baby) as a means of avoiding certain social situations.
1. Avoiding an unwanted hug:
Pick up child just when they are coming in for the hug. Bam! You been baby blocked!
2. Unwanted sexual advances:
"Oh thanks your pretty hot yourself, wanna see pictures of my seven month old baby?"
3. Unwanted date proposal:
"I cant go out tonight I have to stay home with my baby."
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When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.
I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!
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When the face of your girlfriend or love interest is blocked on your iTouch by the startup clock.
Friend : This chicks got a sweet bod, but your iTouch is clock blocking her face.
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Excluding oneself of all social gatherings and media.
“Blocking out myself out for the night”
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A Highly skilled Blocking Group in the game North America KartRider. They will block you whenver you race.
TBS is short for The Block Squad
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When your going to hang out with someone you think is hot or you want to get something sexually from and you get pulled over by a cop, making you late.
Dude I was going to fuck this hot ass bitch and i got cop-blocked
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When an atheist/agnostic person randomly brings up the subject of religion and tries to counter-argue against the fact that god exists by using parts of the bible that only prove their point and nobody elses'.
"Everytime somebody says God, Tim tries to God Block them with bible verses that he probably looked up online to support his argument because he is insecure and only his opinion matter apparently."
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