Ghost foot

When you are doing gymnastics and over splits and your foot gets circulation cut off and it gets really pale and veiny

At gym yesterday we were doing flexibility and I got ghost foot

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ghost nose

when you cum in a girls mouth and it comes out her nose

"I gave Christina a fucking ghost nose he other day and she freaked out"

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ghost rats

1. A reasonable explanation of paranormal activity.
2. An explanation for any noise in house that you may not a have a realistic cause such as a cup being tipped over, floor creaking, door creaking, bag rustling, but nothing's there.

"These damn ghost rats in this house"!

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Ghost order

When you go to order take out, and you pretend that you’re ordering for yourself and others. But really, it’s all for you.

“Dude, I just did a ghost order”

Can I get an enchilada combo- for my wife, and I’ll get the chili con carne, and just the nachos
For my kids”. That’s all!

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ghost series

The 2020 Major League Baseball World Series

The Detroit Tigers won the 2020 Ghost Series. 292

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Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

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ghost dancing

to dance directly behind someone for an extended period of time without their knowldege. Best if played as a game with a partner to see who can ghost-dance the longest period of time.

Did you see me ghost dancing that guy for an entire song?!

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