once you go white, you'll never have to fight

this means that once an asian girl (usually in a relationship) has sexual intercourse with a white man, her relationship will be so much better with a white king to fuck and please her that she'll never have to fight with her husband again. the white master will make sure she knows her place along with her pathetic asian husband. there will be routine cuckold sessions where the asian man will watch in shock and disbelief with just how big the white master's cock is as he makes his girlfriend cum 3 times in only a few minutes.

the term was made in the late 70s during the vietnam war. as soon as an asian woman would have sex with a white man, it would fix all the problems she had with her husband - meaning she'd never have to fight/argue with her husband ever again. this just goes to show the superiority of big white superior alpha male manly cock.

lily chi to her asian friends: "hey let me tell you this girls: once you go white, you'll never have to fight."

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

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how to have intense sex with your fbi agent

You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R

I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.

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kill me now i have so much homework

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress

"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day

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you could have gone all day without saying that

The grammatically correct way of saying "You could have went all day without saying that". Used when something unpleasant and/or offensive was said.

Sarah: "My dog had this weird growth on its leg..."

John: "You know Sarah, you could have gone all day without saying that. Seriously"

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You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes

When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.

Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.

thats alright thats okay we have a higher gpa

a chant used to clearly display that our intellect outweighs your athletic abilities

my GPA is definitely higher than yours

also used by pretentious private school kids with sucky sport teams

*soccer game: losing 5-0*
group of youngsters: THATS ALRIGHT THATS OKAY WE HAVE A HIGHER GPA
other team: idiots

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