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a common misheard lyric by the popular singer Ayesha Erotica. the original is "she's on her phone", however due to distorted audio edits the phrase has morphed. most usually found on tiktok, accompanied by phrases "erm who gave _ sapphire ;-;" and "local where? ;-;"
tiktok comment: cheese on her phone ;-;
when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous
lonner: quick shaniqu is coming
lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)
When men congregate, they tend to debate facts and events such as sports trivia. With the popularity of smartphones, people have immediate access to unlimited information about facts and events, making the traditional mode of male conversation irrelevant. The result is that men have fewer conversations, preferring joint experiences of technology such as playing video games together.
Me and my buddies used to debate which new models had the most horsepower but now someone always just googles it on their mantalk stop-phone and gets the actual numbers so we stopped talking about it.
Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.
Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.
Usually commented on videos/pictures of a couple saying their S/O most likely isn’t loyal.
‘Phone swap’ is when you swap phones with your S/O and go through their messages & socials.
A happy couple posts a video
Andrew: “Phone swap”
Lisa: “phone swap😭”