princess palm and her five sisters

a womans hand in description of a sexual act either to herself (a very talented woman) or to a man (tossing the caber)

' yesterday i had princess palm and her five sisters '
' you bucket, i can only manage 2 sisters '

10👍 8👎

Stella's got her groove back

"How Stella Got Her Groove Back" was a mediocre and very forgettable 1998 movie that was most noteworthy and only remembered today for having a funky title. While there was nothing really about this movie worth remembering, it's silly title lives in as a sportscentery pop-culture reference used to describe a previously good player or team that's been in a slump emerging from that slump. Gen-Xers will cackle with the reference while millennials will shrug their shoulders as it passes over their heads...

(Radio play-by-play baseball commentator) "Santana's at the plate, he's been in a bit of a funk, hasn't had a hit in 5 games. Here comes the pitch across the plate, swung on and (CRACK) belted - it's going long - got the distance - STELLA'S GOT HER GROOVE BACK IT'S A HOME RUN FOR SANTANA!!!!"

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mother palm and her five daughters

The art of female masturbation

"Wheres Trinizzle?" "oh she's playing with mother palm and her five daughters."

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D Major in her V Giner

a penis//dick in a vagina//pussy

Man 1: So what are you two doing after the date?
Man 2: I'm gonna put my D Major in her V Giner
or
I love music. My favorite composition is the one where it goes from D Major into the V Giner

9👍 5👎

Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as

Term of affection about a third party

I love her so much I'd use her shit as toothpaste

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had used his hands on her

hit her.

He had used his hands on her a few times in the course of their marriage, and she had learned not to argue with him any more and did what Joe told her.

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you can’t fuck her personality

A thing you say to your homie when he is dating a flat bitch.

Steve: I’m going out with Tara tonight
Me: bro you can’t fuck her personality

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