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When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you
Driver: Fuck!
Passenger: What?
Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow
Passenger: You just got car cock blocked
Driver: Feels bad man
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Pee Wee Hermans car on the way to the movietheater.
Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", drove his masturbation-fueled car to see a film and was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all. Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.
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to state when one of your friends is scoping some hot talent, but doesnt have a clue
eg "no-one knows why hes chasing it, and he wouldnt have a clue what to do with it if he caught it"
dude, i was cheking that one ver there, whoa.. id spank that til september!
seriously, man... dogs chasing cars
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Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob
We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
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The act of requesting a sudden halt to any activity or journey currently being undertaken.
Derived from the sporadic, and often fervent, requests of Edmund III to randomly stop a vehicle in transit in order to test its 0-60 prowess.
"Woah ... Stop the car Jon ... does anyone know where we left Marky boy?"
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Sexual act involving multiple black men ejaculating on one female's face or body, most often followed by the men rubbing their sperm on the girl's face with their penises.
"Hey Winston, wanna come over tonight? That ho bag Jenna will be over tonight, and she wants the Compton Car Wash!"
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The vehicle driven by your child's mother, most likely a SUV preferred for its sporty look and it's spacious backseats for the safety and comfort of her children and the peripheral advantage driving experience.
Babymother car examples
Audi Q5/Q7
BMW X5
Land Rover LR4
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