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Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.

NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.

by cracker mijo August 17, 2011

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Log Off the Internet Day

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.

I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.

My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.

by Joe Iron August 18, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet Vigilante Machine

What the Internet Hate Machine changes into when it feels the need to right injustices in the world and on the net.

See Kenny Glenn.

Also known as the Internet Vigilante Group.

Although Anonymous are called hackers on steroids and vilified by the US media, in Canadia they see things moar clearly. The Internet Hate Machine, is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable Internet Vigilante Group (Internet Vigilante Machine) by the Toronto Police Department after they were alerted to a child molester in their midst by this 1337 Cyber Posse, tireless Internets crusaders who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor dogs.

After exposing Chris Forcand and his brb, church shenanigans to the public at large and the old media, Anonymous was awarded the Canadian Medal of Freedom (which comes in bags) after their 1337 sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand last Wednesday.

by Zelnick again February 19, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get Off My Internet

Used when someone is so very retarded that they dont deserve to be on the internet, these people can usually be identified easily:

14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.

Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.

14 year old girl: lol u lyk 24 lol dats so sht lol
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face

by Tibor May 20, 2005

80๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.

Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


we need moar internets

The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.

On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD)

Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed.

"Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!"

by mwood23 March 12, 2010

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