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-term of endearment often directed towards children, small animals, man-powered vehicles such as bicycles
-can be used to belittle
-"I love spending time with the little shits. I should be a teacher."
-"You will see me biking around on little shit. Except, Little Shit is always breaking. What a little shit piece of shit. Shit. Shit Shit. Little shit, what the fuck?!?!"YOu LITTLE SHIT!"
-"Shut up, you little shit."
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When something is really gay looking like a gay post, meme, song.
Favourite thing of {LGBT+} community to say when going through their daily routine of gay.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: {Looking at gay shit}
*Person 1 and Person 2 high fives*
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The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.
"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."
"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"
"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."
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When you are sitting on the crapper and you force out what feels like a triple coiler and you look in the bowl of the toilet and its gone
"(on the phone after a phantom shit)"
Person A: i was just sitting on john for twenty minutes and i took the biggest shit of my life
Person B: Did you get a picture?
Person A: NO IT WAS A PHANTOM SHIT!!!
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negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.
"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."
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To defecate in a speedy and forceful manner. To do so in such a way that the shower of water thrown up by the turd's impact creates a mini-bidet of sorts, removing the necessity of wiping.
Time for a power shit.
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Someone who likes to instigate or start beef between two or more people.
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