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A recon or reconnaissance date is a date with the only intention of making friends with the date to see if they have hot friends
I’m going on a recon date tonight this girl is about a 6 but I’ll play around with her to get invited to her social group’s events.
A close friend you go on dates with because you’ve got similar interests and like spending time with.
I had an amazing time at the art gallery with my date buddy, Garrett, last night!
When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.
When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.
Dating during a pandemic that requires physical distancing and included virtual dating.
My plague date tonight is live on Zoom
Date is a term used to refer to a something that is old or something that happened a while ago.
If something is date, it is old and often no longer important. For example, yeah the video is date but it’s still bare funny. So therefore, that’s date.
When you use the stall at work after your friend does.
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?
No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!