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Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
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A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
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A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe
.....jesus cock
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Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad".
Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
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Jesus Padilla is an amazing friend. You can always count on Jesus, he is very understanding, he will help you or anyone in anything, he will always be there for you at anytime, he has a great heart, he is very hilarious too. When you meet Jesus you will love him forever. He has a badass,hot, and amazing voice. Jesus is a really fun person you will never get bored of. Jesus will make your mornings, evenings, and nights, the whole day. He is sweet and will make you feel very comfortable when you talk him. Jesus is also short, not that short though. He will always keep a smile in your face. Jesus is just the perfect friend to have. Jesus is also very handsome and very intelligent. If you know Jesus Padilla you should be very thankful to have him. Jesus Padilla is the definition of respect, intelligence, courageous, hilarious, sweet, and handsome.
Girl 1: guess what??
Girl 2: what??
Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.
Girl2: what's his name??
Girl1: Jesus Padilla
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When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.
"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"
"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"
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