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The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.
Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.
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When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!
-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!
-Soccer Player: I know, right?
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Small penis guy who's a chunky monkey
HAahaha jack stokes small penis
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Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".
I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.
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Someone Who is very annoying, Stupid only cares about them self.
Trevor's such a Jack Nugget!
Why Am I friends With That Jack Nugget Trevor..
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Masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only cumming once at the end.
Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.
These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.
Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish
"Sorry for lagging, got some new porno movies... been on a Jack Mission."
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To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.
Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.
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