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Jacob

A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob

"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.

by xxxthanos April 30, 2019


jacob

jacob is a guy with blond hair and would rather be out side and not in doors . he is a guy that hangs out with girls more then dudes and makes them laugh. he also has a really dirty mind.

omg why does jacob have such a dirty mind what he said made me laugh

by tumbob October 5, 2020


jacob

jacob is a guy that is fun to hang out with loves the out doors and hangs out with girls more then boys but dosent hit on them because he afraid of geting frend zoned

jacob:hey can i sit here
person:sure

by tumbob October 5, 2020


Jacob

Shrimp dick. Idiotic peace of shit and annoying

Jacob is a dick head

by TSM_Cracker July 5, 2019


Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024


Jacob

He's shy at first but as you get to know him he will think as you are a friend. He will try to be funny and if it offends someone he will quickly apologize. He has a hard life but always puts on a smile because he doesn't want anyone to worry about him. Loves to play sports and games. And when someone is sad he trys to help and cheer them up. He falls in love pretty easily but trys to get over it. If you are playing a sport and someone gets hurt he will forget about the fans and run over to help. Take my word for it, I am a Jacob.

Person: gets hit
Jacob: *runs over* are you ok?
Person: yeah, thanks

by Steavo10 November 16, 2020


Jacob

The main character

Jacob. Enough said

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022