National Kick a short person day every 26th of January
Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
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on november 27th, youβre allowed to kick anyone taller than 5β4 with no consequences.
person1: βhey, itβs november 27th <3β
person 2: βokay, and?β
person 1: βnational kick tall people dayβ
person 2: *runs*
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On February 17th kick a guy or girl name Johan, then say sheeeesh.
Johan: hey bro
Guy:*kicks* sheesh
Kick a johan you know day
People over 5β4 can kick people under 5β4 date July 25th
Over 5β4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5β4 okay and
Over 5β4 itβs national kick short people day
Under 5β4 I guess your right
at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief
Those terrorists are settin up there very own campground on American soil. That just really makes me want to go home and kick the dog
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I kick so much ass. You know it to be true.
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