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Oral sex as a birthday present.
You're getting a birthday kiss
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The hershy kiss is the creamy center of a girl. Its another word for pussy
Matt wants to touch Jen's hershy kiss
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when a girl blows a man, then acts like she swallows and goes to kiss the man, then like a french asshole she spits the jizz into his mouth.
Timmothy: Wow, that was great!
*french kiss*
Timmothy: What the fuck?!?!
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The poop stain left on your underwear after a wet fart. Can also mean the piece of poop itself.
After eating the beef and bean burritos, little Billy was upset that there was a Hershey's Kiss left on his tighty whities from the huge, wet fart he ripped.
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polite way of telling your buddies to F off; reference to going to prison for many years so kiss the baby cause the next time you'll see him he aint gonna be no baby no more
"you can bend over and kiss the baby"; "you are a baby kisser"
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Donkey Kiss: The compassionate act of issuing a Donkey Punch to one’s partner in a manner whereby said partner suffers from insomnia or some other form of sleep abnormality thus rendering that person unconscious which in turn results in a much needed night of slumber. The beneficial physical byproduct of executing the Donkey Kiss is made all the sweeter and more satisfying knowing that you are doing something so deeply motivated in kindness and selflessness.
My wife had been complaining from several sleepless nights, wrought with angst around the “rigors” of her daily life, so I kindly ”Donkey Kissed” her in the back of the head as I whispered “Sleep tight my princess” and then gently removing my unit from her can. We both slept soundly that night.
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