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Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.
Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
An extremely unattractive person that sucks dick
Look at Matthew
The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.
Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course
The anti-fuckboi.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)
(11/6 get the sticks)
Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.
Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.
Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”
Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!
EPIC FRIEND YAY (he says that you should read dees big nuts)
hi Matthew