dixie corn muffin

using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis

After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin

chicken wing muffin

n. When the lips of a girl's vagina is so flappy that it seems like they could use them to fly.

I was getting lucky with this girl and she had the nastiest chicken wing muffin.

shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

crusty blood muffin

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.

Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.

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Hooch Muffin

a whore/muffin/alchoholic drink/the reefer

bacically anything...especially megan. ZEH HOOCH

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH MUFFIN!!

ZEH HOOCH MUFFINS ARE ATTACKING!!

hey...hand me one of those sweet looking hooch muffins

you are such a hooch muffin.

li3k hoooch. ow3ned

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butter your muffin

The act of pulling out during intercourse and shooting your cum on the outside of a woman's vagina.

Don't worry, I will pull out and butter your muffin.

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muffin bitch

sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic

joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes

willie boy: stop bitching

jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes

willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man

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