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An advertisement method using confusion, via misspellings, names that sound alike and such to scam you into buying fake brands and etc., the sort of things old people fall for; also very incorrect in information and pictures; free downloads always mean viruses.
Such old people ads include:
*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*
*Play Pack-Man*
*Play MarioKort*
*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)
Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad
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Coined after a Canned Micro brew from Oscar Blues Brewing Company. An Old Chub Float is when a male recieves oral sex from a woman who has a mouth full of beer.
Joe-"Man that was a crazy night last, what happened to you?"
Steve-"Remember that drunk chick I was talking to at the brewery? Well she ended up taking me home and giving me an Old Chub Float!!!"
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The voice and way of speaking from early radio. Higher pitched and quicker than normal speaking, luckily died out after world war two.
Old Timey Voice examples:
"Dateline Berlin! We are here at the Zeppelin races, those great behemoths of the sky, those dirigibles!"
"Dateline Mexico! Pack it up Poncho Villa, Blackjack Pershing is on the scene!"
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A party held by old people.That is people over college age. There are no drugs,sex and most often not any dancing ect.Most of those parties are really lame all they do is sit around and eat and lot's of times there's not even any music. They should be called dinners and not parties.
I went to an old people's party last night and I had a real sucking time.
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A scotch whisky that has been aged in the barrel at least 12 years.
Aging of Scotch takes place in an oak cask, which is charred inside before being filled. Over the years, the whisky seeps in and out of the charcoal. This filters it, mellowing it, and gives it the caramel color (charred wood, like charred sugar, produces caramel, both being of similar chemical composition.)
Once the scotch is bottled the aging stops.
If you have a bottle of scotch which was distilled in 1944 and bottled in 1956, you have a bottle of 12 year old scotch.
When my roommate from college came to town we reminisced over a bottle of 12 year old.
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Billy:"Mommy, mommy, I'm a 9 year old now so I can play fortnite!"
Mom: " You're a disappointment and I hope you get aids."
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An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.
I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!
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