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when you are failing at something and come back and win
we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!
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A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.
I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.
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A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.
Look at this jesus sweat ass nigga Jared.
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it's jason bourne
Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne
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Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
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A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
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A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe
.....jesus cock
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